Anthomaniacal

meganamram:

Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)

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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter

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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com

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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…

dailyidioms:

Semiotic Standard, exploding head syndrome, anopticon, comparative milk, femmephobia, transreal number.

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artchipel:

Philippe Ramette - Gravity reversal (2003)

(via escapeintolife)

meganamram:

Rick Berry

Malt Romney

Occu-Pie Wall-nut

Donut Ask, Don’t Caramel

ChocoPie GumBall Street

Women’s Right to Chews* (*Taffys)

Marshmell’ Bachmann

Marshmell’ Choc-mint

Troy Davis’ Capital PunishMint

Rick Santorum Is A Homosexual Assdouche Fudge Swirl

Snickerhead Ranch

blackandwtf:

1890s-1910s

A gentleman wearing a costume embraces a mannequin.

(via Musée d’Orsay: non_traduit)

zachrose:

CAN’T WE JUST CUT TO THE CHASE ALREADY?

(Source: zachrose)

ryanmatthewcohn:

Amused.